Ding Dong That is Wrong
Ding dong that is wrong

I'm Alex and this is my dumb blog. If you need me to tag anything for trigger purposes, or you just don't like fandom posts, or my tag for something you have blacklisted is different, anything man, just tell me and I'll make it happen. Also, my ask box is always open if you need any advice, snacks, assassination requests, just any kind of help, I could even help out with homework if you're really having trouble.

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

3 hours ago on September 30th | J | 172,263 notes
eva-002:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

i feel like this is how the belcher’s do grocery lists

eva-002:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

i feel like this is how the belcher’s do grocery lists

21 hours ago on September 30th | J | 160,857 notes
maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

21 hours ago on September 30th | J | 110,597 notes

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

1 day ago on September 29th | J | 97,868 notes

blumpkinbread:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

A+ pic use

6 days ago on September 24th | J | 248,508 notes

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

6 days ago on September 24th | J | 123,157 notes
plays

fudgeflies:

captainimprobable:

Posting the link to this video wasn’t enough I need this to be everywhere

Please watch J.K. Rowling validate everything I’ve been trying to say about Snape in less than 30 seconds GOD BLESS

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 32,994 notes
cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.  @KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

cheskasmagicshire:

nerthos:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

I think this picture better illustrates the size of that monument.

I never even knew this existed this makes me so happy to find out about it

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 133,278 notes

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 161,031 notes
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 431,817 notes

I should sleep at a reasonable time tonight considering I’ve fallen asleep in at least 2 classes every day for 2 straight weeks.

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 0 notes

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 123,287 notes

twerkingderp:

iconic

1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 135,044 notes

lunawhitlock:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"You’re a dork"

1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 323,616 notes

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 231,087 notes