Ding Dong That is Wrong
Ding dong that is wrong

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rnomentum:

when teachers walk around during an exam and they try to look at what you’ve written

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1 hour ago on April 16th | J | 665 notes
mamasam:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:





welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

proving that fucking only gets better when you play around with types of insertion

mamasam:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:

welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

proving that fucking only gets better when you play around with types of insertion

5 hours ago on April 16th | J | 81,014 notes

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 183,518 notes
kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

6 hours ago on April 16th | J | 165,857 notes

jamesaleks:

how do u reach such a level of cuteness where people draw you for fun

12 hours ago on April 16th | J | 8,193 notes
plays

mashyspikeplates:

THIS IS REALLY AMAZING

21 hours ago on April 15th | J | 41,700 notes
feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

21 hours ago on April 15th | J | 25,369 notes

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

1 day ago on April 15th | J | 200,296 notes
tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

1 day ago on April 15th | J | 66,798 notes
Tagged as: #comics 

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 212,457 notes

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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2 days ago on April 14th | J | 535,564 notes
Tagged as: #reference 

4-1-3:

You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
3 days ago on April 13th | J | 14,478 notes

iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made

3 days ago on April 12th | J | 225,637 notes

klusterfvk:

generaloftheuniverse:

alishalovescats1701:

itsraininbritishmen:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

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cries

you mean fries

MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

4 days ago on April 12th | J | 490,594 notes

-what sort of messages have you had?
-oh, you know, exactly what you would imagine someone would write on a bra.

4 days ago on April 12th | J | 683 notes