Ding Dong That is Wrong

j4mi:

lepremiernoel:

wocowoco:

aj-starfish:

dannysheep:

fuckyeahoceancreatures:

Starfish feeding on a dead whale.

i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment

look at that creepy, tall, dancing one

look at him

‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’

‘feast on what is rightfully ours’

‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘

you have some unresolved issues

bloody-nips:

theres no way this is actually happening on my facebook right now

moriartyisbored:

tennants-hair:

avatargemini:

weirdobsessivecrazyfangirl:

lexicalnuncance:

likealannister:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

letmartyhandlethis:

sociopaths-get-bored:

emilyshadenoughnow:

He’s dead, Sherlock, we found him this morning in his flat. Shot himself in the head. He left a note: You didn’t come back, so I’m coming to you. -John

YOU LITTLE SHIT

FUDGE YOU

rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

becoming-untouchable:

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

trisprier:

the longhorn and dennys blogs are my favorite

nippled:

I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies

hastywizard:

maccaheartney:

hetaliagirl104:

I think we would drown the world in our tears.

JK: Oh, let’s create this plot line and kill off important people.

Roth: Oh, and we should kill off all of their favourites too.

Hima-Papa: We could make some immortal.

Hussie: And we can add double-death!

Moffat: Let’s make sure we have a couple of people jump from tall buildings.

JK: Oh, and we can tear up pairings.

Hima: Like have a mortal and an immortal fall in love?

JK: Yes! And let’s not forget Twins! We need something tragic to happen that tears them apart.

Hussie and Moffat: Can there be time travel?

JK: Sure, why not.

Hussie: We should also make them wait ages for the next update.

where is quentin tarantino

where is george r.r. martin

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

One Size Fits All

(A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
(Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
 (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
 (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
 (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

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kenobi-wan-obi:

the-science-llama:

sciencesoup:

listen up, this is some important science: have you heard the names of the European Southern Observatory’s telescopes?

first they have one called the VLT, which stands for the Very Large Telescope

then they have one called the…

korranation:

censura:

The crew was having way too much fun.

We have white board cabinets at our animation studio. Here’s just some of the INSANELY AWESOME artwork that gets drawn on them :)

karkatdirk:

karkatdirk:

Oh my god someone has literally erased John from everything in whatpumpkin

I am not fucking kidding

WHY