Ding Dong That is Wrong
Ding dong that is wrong

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inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

14 hours ago on September 16th | J | 205,376 notes

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

1 day ago on September 16th | J | 45,512 notes

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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1 day ago on September 15th | J | 61,579 notes

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 345,404 notes
2 days ago on September 14th | J | 356,887 notes

michaelgclifford:

school tips:

  • start your homework friday 
  • get as much done as you can in advance
  • keep working ahead on assignments
  • i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary
2 days ago on September 14th | J | 64,520 notes
2 days ago on September 14th | J | 23,564 notes

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

deaniepies-a-rising-demon:

tricky-fallen-angel:

devilishsammy:

What

WHAT

THAT WAS

wHAT

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 593,085 notes

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 32,760 notes
Tagged as: #puns 
squidkneee:

My college is cute

squidkneee:

My college is cute

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 15,983 notes
agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 253,599 notes
2 days ago on September 14th | J | 145,041 notes

livelaughloveatrandom:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

LMFAO

2 days ago on September 14th | J | 800,356 notes

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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5 days ago on September 11th | J | 299,554 notes

angellundone:

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

ESPECIALLY what she said in the last two photos 

6 days ago on September 10th | J | 313,384 notes