That sounds really difficult and impossible. We just had like mile runs as our fitness tests and we aren’t even forced to do them anymore really. Thanks for telling me friendo
Thank you! I don’t know you, but you seem like a pretty awesome person yourself
do you ever know the answer to a question in class but you don’t want to say it and the teacher is looking round at everyone and you’re tempted to say it but just before you get the chance to, the teacher tells you the answer and everyone is mind-blown and stares at the teacher in complete awe like they’re the most intelligent being ever and you just sit there like i knew that
a chemist walks into a restaurant and says “i would like a plate of sodium acetate because that looks like NaC2H3O2 which looks like nacho lol.” the waiter says get the fuck out of my restaurant you god damned geek
THIS MAKE S ME LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
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It’s 9:59 and I haven’t begun my To Kill a Mockingbird analysis long long paragraph. I have not even finished the book. I’m very done with myself I hate everything
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
the only reason y’all hate jennifer lawrence is because there’s a convenient little list of everything bad she’s said floating around the internet and you read it and decided yes she’s a horrible person. what if someone compiled a list of everything stupid and ignorant you’ve ever said and done and sent it to everyone they know. are you a bad person? probably not. are you gonna seem like one? probably