Ding Dong That is Wrong
Ding dong that is wrong

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

2 hours ago on July 31st | J | 404,383 notes
Tagged as: #puns 

Anyone have any input as to whether I take engineering or jazz band next year?

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 1 note
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lilbijou:

lilbunnygirl:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

ok but like this guys arches are so nice

he’s so smooth w it

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 342,725 notes
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snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 179,845 notes

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 119,099 notes
4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 62,821 notes

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

5 hours ago on July 31st | J | 274,923 notes
casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

14 hours ago on July 31st | J | 60,214 notes
davediddlystrider:

anothercrookedsmile:

Trippy ice effect after a flood.

The terrain glitched

davediddlystrider:

anothercrookedsmile:

Trippy ice effect after a flood.

The terrain glitched

14 hours ago on July 31st | J | 177,325 notes
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screams-geometrically:

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

I want this as my ringtone

15 hours ago on July 31st | J | 224,846 notes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

15 hours ago on July 31st | J | 140,936 notes
i-am-kiing:

Space drums

i-am-kiing:

Space drums

15 hours ago on July 31st | J | 590 notes

swarnpert:

actually we don’t call it pop culture here we call it soda culture

15 hours ago on July 31st | J | 275 notes

fantastic-nonsense:

why-i-love-comics:

Detective Comics Annual #3 - “Chaos Theory”

written by Brian Buccallato
art by Werther Dell’Edera, Jorge Fornes, & Scott Hepburn

15 hours ago on July 31st | J | 2,382 notes
Tagged as: #comics 

gottachasepigeons:

art buddies are sO IMPORTANT

16 hours ago on July 31st | J | 39,731 notes
Tagged as: #art